Do you like jokes? Do you like Saint Patrick’s Day? Well, then you will love these Saint Patrick’s Day jokes.

                      What do you call an Irish spider? 

                                                Paddy long legs.

           Why are leprechauns always getting in trouble?                                   

                              They have no elf control.

               How are friends like four-leaf clovers?

                                   They’re hard to find and lucky to have.

Did you hear about the leprechaun that couldn’t make a decision? 

              He was stuck between a shamrock and a hard place.

              What’s a leprechaun’s favorite dessert? 

                                    Paddy cake.

                        What do leprechauns put on their burgers? 

                                       Paddys

            Why can’t you trust leprechauns? 

                                            Because they’re elfish.

                 Why did the leprechaun go to the doctor? 

                                            He was feeling a bit green.

            Why did the leprechaun refuse to eat Lucky Charms?

                                     He was already magically delicious.

                 Why did the leprechaun cross the road?

                          To get to the pot of gold on the other side.

                 What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?

                                         A shamrock.

           What do you call a group of leprechauns that sing?

                                       A Shamrock Band.

           Did you hear about the leprechaun who couldn’t pay rent?

                                       He was a little short.

                 Why don’t leprechauns hate doing taxes?

                         Because they are elf employed.

                           How do leprechauns tell time? 

                          They use sham clocks.