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Sarah Garcia, Teagan Shaffer, Emily Stone











Aiden Anderson, Lucas Deis, Rocco Gueli, Julian Orozco, Nolan Mitchell, Trinity Sanchez









KJ Hanks, Maria Daquis, Selena Okpiabhele

















Emily Stone (7th)/Rocco Gueli (6th) What is the most valuable kind of fish?










Lucas Deis (6th) What do you get when you mix an elephant and a fish?









Sarah Garcia (7th)/Aiden Anderson (6th) Why didn’t the sun go to college? 









Ava Myberger (6th) I am lots of fun to play with, you might take me to the beach, I can bounce, and I am round, what am I?











Teagan Shaffer (7th) Where do you go at red and stop at green?










Trinity Sanchez (6th) What do mermaids sleep on?










Maria Daquis (7th) What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?









Keagon Guidry (6th) What do you call a snowman in the summer?











Selena Okpiabhele (7th) What is easy to get in and hard to get out of?









Nolan Mitchell (6th) Why did the dolphin cross the ocean?









KJ Harps (7th) What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?










Emma Keatley (6th) I am extremely hot and very far away, plants need me to grow, you can see me most days, what am I?








Julian Orozco (6th) What do you call a cantaloupe in a kiddy pool?



Answer Key

  1. Goldfish
  2. Swimming Trunks
  3. Because it already had a million degrees
  4. Beach Ball
  5. Watermelon
  6. A Waterbed
  7. The Future
  8. Puddle
  9. Trouble
  10. To get to the other tide
  11. Long time no sea
  12. The Sun
  13. A Watermelon
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    Lucas DeisMay 31, 2024 at 4:22 pm

    I made one 😀