School’s about to end, and we all need some cheer to power through the last couple of weeks. We compiled some of your jokes and some of your favorite past ones, together with added new ones! Here are some jokes to end the school year off!
Past Jokes of the Day
What do you call a man with no body or nose?
2. Why did Cinderella get kicked out of the soccer game?
3. Why didn’t the sun go to college?
4. What do witches put in their bagels?
5. What does Santa suffer from if he gets in a chimney?
New Jokes!
6. Why are trees so unreliable?
7. What is it called when French fries hang out?
8. How does NASA organize a party?
9. Why was the broom late for work?
10. What did one hat say to the other?
11. If two vegetarians get into an argument, is it still called beef?
12. Why did the cell phone get glasses?
13. Why did the genie get made?
14. What is Corn’s favorite music?
15. What time of year do people get injured the most?
16. What were prehistoric sleepovers called?
17. What cows wear crowns?
18. What do you give a thirsty crocodile?
19. How do trees get onto the internet?
Answer Key:
- No body nose
- Because she kept running from the ball
- He already had a million degrees
- Scream Cheese
- Claustrophobia
- They are too shady
- A ketchup
- They planet
- It over-swept
- You wait here. I’ll go on a head
- ???
- Because it lost all its contacts
- Because he was rubbed the wrong way
- Pop
- In the fall
- Dino-snores
- Dairy Queen
- Gater-aid
- They log in
Comment your favorite joke and any new ones you want to share!
