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Jokes Of The Day; Fall Edition

From leaves to pumpkins, fall is such a beautiful time of the year with relaxation through all of the colors, but you always need a good laugh to make it even better, so enjoy. Also don’t forget to complete our Google form when you are done!

 

What’s the best band to listen to in Autumn? #1

 

                                                                            Where do Eggs go on holidays? #2

                                                             

 

How do you fix a broken pumpkin? #3

                                                                        There is a bush, a pine tree, and an oak tree. It is autumn. If the wind is blowing west, which way do the leaves on the pine tree blow? #4

                                                           

What did the leaf say to the other leaf? #5

 

 

What should you do when you witness a crime in the forest? #6

How do leaves get from place to place?  #7

                                                                      What do leaves say when they are falling? #8   

What do you call a tree that doubts fall is coming? #9

Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in the fall? #10

 

                      

Answer Key:

  1. The Spice Girls
  2. New Yolk City
  3. With a Pumpkin Patch
  4. A pine tree doesn’t have leaves. It has needles.
  5. I’m falling for you.
  6. Report it to the leaf of police
  7. Autumn-mobiles
  8. Leaf me alone
  9. It is in Dis-be-leaf.
  10. They were autumn-mated
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    Presley ToledoOct 16, 2023 at 1:28 pm

    this quite literally caused me amusement or per say laughter, especially when you shared that exquisite story with that funny punchline.

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    Presley ToledoOct 16, 2023 at 1:27 pm

    this quite literally caused me amusement or per say laughter, especially when you shared that exquisite story with that funny punchline.

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    Presley ToledoOct 16, 2023 at 1:21 pm

    this quite literally caused me amusement or per say laughter, especially when you shared that exquisite story with that funny punchline.

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    PresleyOct 16, 2023 at 1:19 pm

    this quite literally caused me amusement or per say laughter, especially when you shared the story with a funny punchline.

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      Presley ToledoOct 24, 2023 at 4:56 pm

      STOP WAIT THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR MY FRIEND TO REPLY SOMETHING SILLY TO IT BUT I TYPED IT 4 TIMES CUS IT WOULDNT SHOW UP

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        adviserOct 25, 2023 at 1:04 pm

        All comments are checked first before they are released. That’s why it wasn’t showing up.

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    Kaitlyn SchepeSep 23, 2023 at 2:36 pm

    I love all the jokes they’re so funny

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