That’s A Knee Slapper!

Craving some corn? Well, I’ve got some corny laughs for you! You may think it’ll be some creative joke that’ll trick your mind, but not here! Predictable, yet so surprising. Get ready for a forced laugh! 

Get a load of these traditional jokes that all dads shot at you…

I told a bad chemistry joke once…

I got no reaction!

(TODAY.com)

I went to buy a pair of camouflage pants…

But I couldn’t find any.

(TODAY.com)

I’ve been banned from the Secret Cooking Society…

I kept spilling the beans.

(Tickled Moon)

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a shortcut!

(TODAY.com)

How do trees get on the internet?

They log in!

(SplashLearn)

What do lawyers wear to work?

Law suits!

(TODAY.com)

Some people claim filling animals with helium is wrong…

I say, whatever floats your goat!

(Tickled Moon)

You’re still craving more CORNy jokes? Alright, Here is some Thanksgiving meals that’ll satisfy your hunger.

Why wouldn’t the turkey go outside?

There was foul weather!

(The Today Show)

Why did the cranberry blush?

It saw the turkey dressing!

(TODAY.com)

What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?

Serve it some pizza and ice cream!

(TODAY.com)

What’s the best way to fix a broken pumpkin?

Use a pumpkin patch!

(Good Housekeeping)

Ha! Those were hilarious! What’s your favorite joke? Do you have any jokes that you would like to share?  Leave a comment down below!

Sources:

Lemire, Sarah. “175 Funny Dad Jokes That’ll Have the Whole Family in Stitches.” TODAY.com, 11 May 2022, www.today.com/life/dad-jokes-rcna27325.

Moon, Tickled. “TICKLED MOON | 45 of the Best Dad Jokes!” TICKLED MOON, 14 June 2024, tickledmoon.com/45-of-the-best-dad-jokes/. Accessed 31 Oct. 2024.

“Redirect Notice.” Google.com, 2024, www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.today.com%2Flife%2Fholidays%2Fthanksgiving-jokes-rcna43577&psig=AOvVaw3mGKyH-R9cCE3D1B-vDvAk&ust=1730495126667000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBcQjhxqFwoTCIip_7_DuYkDFQAAAAAdAAAAABAE. Accessed 31 Oct. 2024.

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