From people to food, Thanksgiving is everybody’s stomach’s favorite holiday. But, whenever you get to the table and it’s silent, it’s good to have some jokes to laugh at. Here are some Thanksgiving jokes to lighten the mood at your feast! (Answer key at bottom).
1. What can never be eaten at a Thanksgiving dinner?
2. On Thanksgiving, what is always in the middle of the table?
3. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
4. What do you call a running turkey?
5. If it took 3 people four hours to roast a turkey,
how long would it take for 4 people to roast a turkey?
6. What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
Student’s Jokes
7. What’s the best way to fix a broken pumpkin? (Maria Daquis)
8. Why did the cranberry blush? (Angelina Donaldson)
9. What did the pilgrim wear to dinner? (Amanda Gonzalez)
10. Why did the police pull you over? (Stella Moniz)
11. What did the turkey eat for Thanksgiving? (Aaron Lassiter)
12. What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? (Mason Switzer)
Answer Key:
- Breakfast and Lunch
- The letter B
- Lucky
- Fast Food
- None, the turkey is already cooked!
- The letter G
- Use a Pumpkin Patch
- It saw the turkey dressing
- A Har-vest
- You exceeded your feed-limit
- Nothing, it is already stuffed
- A Har-vest
Maximo RodrIguez • Nov 18, 2024 at 10:09 pm
More jokes pls
John DiGiovanna • Nov 15, 2024 at 2:54 pm
They are cool in all, but we need more!
Mikey Vargas • Nov 12, 2024 at 3:06 pm
How did you come up with number 3, its so funny!
Tory • Nov 12, 2024 at 3:04 pm
This was such a good idea
Kai minami • Nov 12, 2024 at 3:04 pm
Were did you come up with these?
maverick bain • Nov 12, 2024 at 3:04 pm
These jokes are very funny
Kennedy Love • Nov 12, 2024 at 10:50 am
this was cool you should make more jokes articals
Michael Morel • Nov 12, 2024 at 10:50 am
Give us more jokes! We love ’em!