Jokes Of The Day: Holiday Edition

Are you looking to bring some jolliness to your Holiday? These jokes will bring you laughter and good cheer. Get ready to spread the joy this holiday season.

1. What do you call Santa when he stopped moving?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   

                                                                                                                                                                              2.How can you recognize a Hannukah Hippie?

3.Why did the dreidel go to the doctor?

4.What’s the Christmas tree’s favorite shape?

5.What is as big as a Christmas tree but lighter than a feather?

6. How much does it cost for Santa and his reindeer to park?

6th Grade classes

7. What’s Santa’s favorite part of every website? (Aiden Anderson, Mr. Molstres class)

                                                                                                                           8. What do elves use for money?

(Natalie Watson/Mrs. Easterbrooks class)

7th and 8th Grade Classes

9. What did one Christmas tree say to another? (Ava San Roman/Mrs.Akashians/7th grade)

                                                                                     10. What’s on a tree, covered in lights, and goes ribbit? (Jeremy Schubert/Mr.Barry/7th grade)

11. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

(Finley Skumawitz/Mrs.Cardinales/ASB/ 7th grade)

                                                     12. What did the elves use to clean Santa’s sleigh before Christmas?

(Trey /Mr. Carbajals/8th grade)

Answer Key:

1. Santa Pause
2. He’s the one with his hair in dreidel locks
3. It kept getting dizzy
4. A tree-angle
5. It’s shadow
6. Nothing, it’s on the house
7. Cookies
8. Jingle-Bills
9. Lighten up
10. Mistle-toad
11. Claus-Trophobia
12. Santa-tizer