Jokes Of The Day; Fall Edition

From leaves to pumpkins, fall is such a beautiful time of the year with relaxation through all of the colors, but you always need a good laugh to make it even better, so enjoy. Also don’t forget to complete our Google form when you are done!

What’s the best band to listen to in Autumn? #1

                                                                            Where do Eggs go on holidays? #2

How do you fix a broken pumpkin? #3

                                                                        There is a bush, a pine tree, and an oak tree. It is autumn. If the wind is blowing west, which way do the leaves on the pine tree blow? #4

What did the leaf say to the other leaf? #5

What should you do when you witness a crime in the forest? #6

How do leaves get from place to place?  #7

                                                                      What do leaves say when they are falling? #8   

What do you call a tree that doubts fall is coming? #9

Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in the fall? #10

Answer Key:

1. The Spice Girls
2. New Yolk City
3. With a Pumpkin Patch
4. A pine tree doesn’t have leaves. It has needles.
5. I’m falling for you.
6. Report it to the leaf of police
7. Autumn-mobiles
8. Leaf me alone
9. It is in Dis-be-leaf.
10. They were autumn-mated