Jokes Of The Day: Summer Edition

Michaela Salciccia, Writer

With a new edition of our TMS Press comes another edition of jokes of the day, of course, summer edition. With so many new jokes and riddles, it will keep you entertained forever! Also, check out our NEW Jokes Form!!!

 

                    1. What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?

     

 

 

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3. When do you go at red and stop at green?

 

 

       

 

 

 

 

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5. What do you call a snowman                                                                                                                              in summer?

 

 

                                                                                       

6. What wears a coat in the winter and pants in the summer?

       

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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                      8. Where did the sheep say they                  went for summer vacation?


 

 

           9. I just wrote a book about how to fall down a staircase, it’s a step-by-step guide!

 

 

                     10. I am edible, pink, and great summer food, what am I?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answer Key (Below):

     

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. Long time, no sea!

2. He already had a million degrees

3. When eating a watermelon

4. A fan

5. A Sandman

6. A Dog

7. Hopsicles

8. The baaaa-Hamas

10. A peach

     Comment below what your favorite joke was!!!