The Best Christmas Jokes, Shower Thoughts, and Rizzlines!

Don’t you feel that Christmas spirit in the air? Oh, that’s right, Christmas is coming! And with Christmas approaching, we need some Christmas jokes, shower thoughts, and rizzlines. Oh wait, they’re right here! Let’s check them out! (Answers are at the end of the jokes.)

                                                 Jokes

First off we will be looking at some Christmas jokes! You won’t be disappointed!

1. Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
2. What did one Christmas tree say to the other?
3. Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
4. What do you call a greedy elf?
5. Which one of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?
6. Where do snowmen keep their money?
7. Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?
8. What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?
9. What is a skunk’s favorite Christmas song?
10. What’s Santa’s favorite candy?

Answers:

• Elf-is-Presley!

• Lighten up!

• The present is right under them!

• Elfish!

• Rude-Alph!

• In a snowbank!

• Because he went down in history!

• Orna-mints!

• Jingle smells!

•  Jolly ranchers!

Sources: Joke area 1 Joke area 2

Shower Thoughts

Second on the list are shower thoughts, which pop up in your head while showering when you have nothing to think about. These random thoughts will make your head spin!

Even though they’re red and green, watermelons

are never associated with Christmas

Doesn’t hot chocolate feel different when you drink it

During Christmas?

Prosthetic legs would make good stocking stuffers.

If a relative gives you clothes for Christmas, it isn’t a

gift for you, it’s a gift for your parents so they can

save money.

Most Christmas songs that you think

are original have probably been sung 

by 10 different people

Rudolph the Red-nosed reindeer shows

        that nobody likes you unless you’re useful

       If you think about it, Santa is a criminal.

He does unfair labor practices, breaking and entering

etc.

In movies where Santa exists and the parents don’t

believe in him, where do they think the presents are

coming from?

What if all humans are born with one wish, but when

we’re young, and we waste it on getting candy or a ball

for Christmas.

If everyone thought Santa was real

then nobody would have presents for Christmas.

Source: Shower thoughts

More Shower Thoughts: Shower Thoughts Article

Rizzlines

If I were the Grinch, I wouldn’t steal

Christmas, I’d steal you.

If I was a snowman I would melt if I was next to you 

since you’re so hot.

I think we’re orna-ment to be

Are you tinsel? Because you add a sparkle to every

room you enter

I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you             

Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like a

really cool person

You and my Christmas tree topper have 

something in common–you’re both angels

             Christmas cookies are not the only sweet things

I have on my eyes this season

You and Christmas lights both have something

    in common–you both light up the room.

Call me a Christmas candle because

    because I’m burning for you

Sources: Rizzline Source 1 Rizzline Source 2

More rizzlines: Rizzlines Article

I hope you love these entertaining and popular topics! Do you have any other jokes, shower thoughts, or rizzlines? Tell us in the comments!