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Shower Thoughts of The Month

Your first birthday is actually your second, only one sock goes missing because if both did you wouldn’t notice, and why aren’t iPhone chargers called apple juice?  All of these are just a few thoughts compared to what you will see in this article. Everyone has shower thoughts, as you walk into your shower not knowing what to even think about, you start coming up with random questions you can’t even answer yourself!


If you poke a cereal box, are you a cereal killer?


The purpose of a lock is to turn a door into a wall.

                                                                       If you freeze a hotdog, would it become a chili dog?


If you drop soap on the floor, would the 

floor be clean or would the soap be dirty?


                                               Maybe plants are really farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually expire and turn into mulch which they consume.


Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture

of you at 70 mph, but bank cameras can’t get 

a clear shot of a robber standing still. 

Even when a balloon is half-inflated, 

it is completely full.


Who taught the first teacher?


                                                              Technically, you’re levitating because atoms never touch. 

We could be in the background of people’s favorite photos. 

                                                           Millions of people are in sync with your breathing right now.

Honey is just bee throw-up.

In the end, shower thoughts are so fun to make up and every once and a while you are actually able to find the answer to them. Comment if you have any shower thoughts you want to share!!!



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    VeniceMay 1, 2024 at 12:30 pm

    If a fly loses its wings is it now called a walk?
    Dude… Fire trucks are really water trucks
    wait…Which orange came first – the color, or the fruit?
    Dude…..Why aren’t iPhone chargers called Apple juice?
    dude………..what if every country has ninjas but the reason we only see Japan’s because they’re so bad at being ninjas..

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    luke DeRubertisMar 22, 2024 at 2:35 pm

    neil Armstrong was the first person to go to the moon. neil A spelled backwards is alien

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    Kayla ThaxtonMar 22, 2024 at 11:17 am

    If a fly can’t fly, is it now a walk?

    Humans are technically percussion instruments, if you hit them with a stick they make a sound.

    These are hilarious! It makes you really think about everything.

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    Ava baysMar 18, 2024 at 2:31 pm

    so what if your underwater do people still breath in sync??? :

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    DaxMar 18, 2024 at 12:14 pm

    I’m not going to sleep with these thoughts lol

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    Jonah HuffmireMar 4, 2024 at 4:25 pm

    dogs bite us because we have bones inside

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    Tatum ZemaFeb 24, 2024 at 9:59 pm

    How come people say to stay perfectly still if the earth is always rotating then really everyoneand everything is always moving

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    Aria NematFeb 13, 2024 at 5:57 pm

    I gave him half of the ideas and I got no credit he is getting free labor >:c

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      xavierMar 18, 2024 at 12:11 pm

      That’s wild

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        Aria NematMar 18, 2024 at 4:18 pm


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    Marlowe ShullFeb 13, 2024 at 4:58 pm

    Those were so good. (And funny)
    I loved all those ideas, you should really keep adding more thoughts. 🙂

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    serenityFeb 13, 2024 at 12:03 pm

    another one you can add is if peppa pig was english how would she sound (i thought of this like 2 years ago and it still haunts me)

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    JesseFeb 13, 2024 at 11:10 am

    a lot of the thoughts i have thought of

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      OliviaFeb 21, 2024 at 9:51 am

      I love the plant one shower thought: while we sleep, our brains make up stories and then get scared of them.
      Teeth are the only problem that if you ignore them, they go away.
      Searching for a new laptop online is basically forcing your current computer to dig its own grave.

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    Laila WilliamsFeb 12, 2024 at 10:08 am

    I don’t like honey, maybe it’s because of that

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      Emma KeateyFeb 27, 2024 at 4:23 pm


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        TatumMar 18, 2024 at 12:17 pm