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Best Rizz Lines to Tell Your Crush on Valentines Day

Best Rizz Lines to Tell Your Crush on Valentines Day

Have you ever wondered what to tell your crush on Valentine’s Day? Are you too shy? Well, these suggestions are sure to get your crush to like you! 

 

                                                                 What is Rizz?

Rizz is the ability to attract the attention of others. One example of a rizz line is “If being beautiful was a crime, you would be arrested.” All of this would help you get your first valentine and now is the best time to read this!

 

           

 Are you a wifi Signal? Because I feel a strong Connection.

                                              

          If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber

 

                              

               

                     Are you a keyboard because you’re my type

                                   

     

                                    If we were fruits, we would be a pear.

                                                                   

 

                                         Should we get coffee because I like you a latte.

                   

                                      

                          You should be Jasmine without the Jas

                                                           

 

Are you the Krabby Patty formula? Because I want to steal you.

                                                

 

                   Are you a Lego? Because I’ll never lego of you.

                                         

 

Are you a Disney Ride? Because I will wait forever for you.

 

                                      

 

                     Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

                                                 

 

    Are you John Cena? Because I’ve never Cena girl like you.

                                                       

 

It’s a good thing I have a library card because I’ve always been checking you 

                                                               out.

                                           

 

If you were a transformer you would be Optimus Fine.

                   

 

     Are you cheese? Because your looking gouda.

                                                                    

 

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

                                            

     There are 21 letters in the alphabet, oh wait, I forgot u r a q t.

                                     

        ITunes was wrong. You are the hottest single of the year.

                                             

Hey sorry to bother you, but my phone seems to be broken 

              because it doesn’t seem to have your number in it.

                                                                                            

 

       Are you good at math? Me neither, the only number I care about is

                                                    yours.

                            

 

     These are some fun and cheesy pickup lines that are sure to make you and your crush laugh. Do you have some more that you would like to share? Tell us in the comments!

Source:https://parade .com/living/rizz-lines

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  • E

    Easton MckenzieFeb 14, 2024 at 2:32 pm

    are you black licorice because no one likes you

    Reply
    • N

      Natalie wardFeb 20, 2024 at 4:08 pm

      hey we don’t do cyberbullying thank you

      Reply
  • E

    Easton MckenzieFeb 14, 2024 at 2:28 pm

    are you lil wayne

    Reply
  • E

    Easton MckenzieFeb 14, 2024 at 2:28 pm

    pretty are you because dyslexic you are

    Reply
  • E

    Easton MckenzieFeb 14, 2024 at 2:25 pm

    are you a scab because i always pick you

    Reply
  • I

    IlterFeb 14, 2024 at 2:25 pm

    If i would rate u 1/10, i would say a 3 because i want you 2 know that u are the 1 4 me(3+2+1+4=10/10.

    Reply
  • R

    Riley schulzeFeb 14, 2024 at 2:23 pm

    so slayyyyyy

    Reply
  • E

    Easton MckenzieFeb 14, 2024 at 2:20 pm

    are you a camera cause i always smile when i look at you

    Reply
  • R

    RyderFeb 14, 2024 at 2:20 pm

    Are you a campfire because your hot and I want to get near you.

    Reply
  • V

    VaughnFeb 14, 2024 at 10:17 am

    rizz

    Reply
  • J

    Jadon ThompsonFeb 13, 2024 at 4:31 pm

    If I could ask Santa for any gift I’d ask for you.

    Reply
  • K

    Kaitlyn SchepeFeb 13, 2024 at 12:06 pm

    I would take u to the movies but they don’t allow snacks.

    Reply
  • B

    Bradley MayerFeb 13, 2024 at 11:11 am

    if you were a puzzle you would be the missing piece in my life

    Reply
    • J

      Joshua allredFeb 13, 2024 at 12:06 pm

      you are smart

      Reply
    • D

      dylanFeb 13, 2024 at 12:07 pm

      Are you a heart? Because I’d never stop beating for you

      I believe in following my dreams, so you lead the way.

      If being beautiful was a crime, you’d be on the most wanted list.

      Kissing is a love language. Want to start a conversation with me?

      Are you iron? Because I don’t get enough of you.

      Reply
  • H

    Hudson DouvasFeb 12, 2024 at 5:39 pm

    new rizz line:

    If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.

    and : I’ll take one of everything, including your number.

    Reply
    • A

      Aria NematFeb 12, 2024 at 7:34 pm

      Hello Hudsan. WHY THE BOOGER ONE

      Reply
  • L

    Laila WilliamsFeb 12, 2024 at 10:36 am

    I would not wait for a disney ride forever. Maybe Six Flags Magic Mountain, but not disney rides.

    Reply