Jokes of the Month; Thanksgiving Edition

From people to food, Thanksgiving is everybody’s stomach’s favorite holiday. But, whenever you get to the table and it’s silent, it’s good to have some jokes to laugh at. Here are some Thanksgiving jokes to lighten the mood at your feast! (Answer key at bottom).

1. What can never be eaten at a Thanksgiving dinner?

2. On Thanksgiving, what is always in the middle of the table?

3. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?

4. What do you call a running turkey?

5. If it took 3 people four hours to roast a turkey, 

how long would it take for 4 people to roast a turkey?

6. What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?

Student’s Jokes

7. What’s the best way to fix a broken pumpkin? (Maria Daquis)

8. Why did the cranberry blush? (Angelina Donaldson)

9. What did the pilgrim wear to dinner? (Amanda Gonzalez)

10. Why did the police pull you over? (Stella Moniz)

11. What did the turkey eat for Thanksgiving? (Aaron Lassiter)

12. What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? (Mason Switzer)

Answer Key:

1. Breakfast and Lunch
2. The letter B
3. Lucky
4. Fast Food
5. None, the turkey is already cooked!
6. The letter G
7. Use a Pumpkin Patch
8. It saw the turkey dressing
9. A Har-vest
10. You exceeded your feed-limit
11. Nothing, it is already stuffed
12. A Har-vest