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Best Rizz Lines to Tell Your Crush on Valentines Day

Aria Nemat

February 6, 2024

Best Rizz Lines to Tell Your Crush on Valentines Day

Have you ever wondered what to tell your crush on Valentine’s Day? Are you too shy? Well, these suggestions are sure to get your crush to like you!

What is Rizz?

Rizz is the ability to attract the attention of others. One example of a rizz line is “If being beautiful was a crime, you would be arrested.” All of this would help you get your first valentine and now is the best time to read this!

Are you a wifi Signal? Because I feel a strong Connection.

If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber

Are you a keyboard because you’re my type

If we were fruits, we would be a pear.

Should we get coffee because I like you a latte.

You should be Jasmine without the Jas

Are you the Krabby Patty formula? Because I want to steal you.

Are you a Lego? Because I’ll never lego of you.

Are you a Disney Ride? Because I will wait forever for you.

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

Are you John Cena? Because I’ve never Cena girl like you.

It’s a good thing I have a library card because I’ve always been checking you

out.

If you were a transformer you would be Optimus Fine.

Are you cheese? Because your looking gouda.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

There are 21 letters in the alphabet, oh wait, I forgot u r a q t.

ITunes was wrong. You are the hottest single of the year.

Hey sorry to bother you, but my phone seems to be broken

because it doesn’t seem to have your number in it.

Are you good at math? Me neither, the only number I care about is

yours.

These are some fun and cheesy pickup lines that are sure to make you and your crush laugh. Do you have some more that you would like to share? Tell us in the comments!

Source:https://parade .com/living/rizz-lines

About the Contributor

Aria Nemat

Hi, I’m Aria. I like soccer, anime, and video games. I am 1 billion years old and I am cool.

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Satori • Mar 17, 2025 at 12:46 pm

omg so rizzy


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Kai Hapak • Feb 10, 2025 at 3:50 pm

some of these are crazy


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markusa • Feb 10, 2025 at 3:05 pm

i like turtles


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Audrey • Feb 10, 2025 at 3:03 pm

I heart the 15th one


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Cora Ream • Feb 10, 2025 at 3:03 pm

this was very sigma needed for me


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Dylan • Feb 10, 2025 at 3:02 pm

This helps a lot of middle schoolers!


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Avery P • Feb 10, 2025 at 2:57 pm

These are so funny!


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Makena Papajohn • Feb 10, 2025 at 1:41 pm

these are so funny


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Jonah • Feb 10, 2025 at 12:47 pm

MORE!


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Nathan Hatlavongsa • Feb 10, 2025 at 12:47 pm

rizz


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Jackson Atwood • Feb 10, 2025 at 12:43 pm

This has to be the most 2024 tmspress of all time,


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Erin Mccaffrey • Feb 10, 2025 at 12:41 pm

Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.


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mason V • Feb 10, 2025 at 10:48 am

I like this because it shows me way more then when I try to search them up on safria.


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Costello Holt • Feb 10, 2025 at 10:48 am

I will use these all but I will get W rizz thank you


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brookosn • Feb 10, 2025 at 10:47 am

cool


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Jordan Mayo • Feb 10, 2025 at 10:47 am

I read the books of numbers, but I still don’t have yours


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Darya Stern • Feb 4, 2025 at 8:48 pm

Can I be your snowflake? I promise to never melt away from your heart ;3


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Yuna Oh • Jan 8, 2025 at 5:36 pm

On a scale of 1 to 10, I’m a nine. But ur the 1 I need……


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Tory L • Dec 18, 2024 at 2:47 pm

Is your mom a baker because your a cutie pie.


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Kendall • Dec 18, 2024 at 2:43 pm

This is so rizzy


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Bridget • Dec 18, 2024 at 2:36 pm

Nice


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weston • Dec 18, 2024 at 1:20 pm

are you a school bus because I’m going to fill you up with kids


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  Dax:) • Feb 10, 2025 at 2:54 pm
  
  Weston what????????
  
  
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  Bentley Stansell • Feb 14, 2025 at 2:42 pm
  
  Nah bro that feels illegal
  
  
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Ben • Dec 18, 2024 at 1:17 pm

rizz


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Ben • Dec 18, 2024 at 1:16 pm

Are you a island because I am a lost sailor and you look like home


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Ben • Dec 18, 2024 at 1:11 pm

That’s crazy


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Hudson Douvas • Aug 28, 2024 at 6:54 pm

I must’ve gone fishing, cause you’re the perfect catch.


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Maddy • Mar 20, 2024 at 11:07 pm

1. Are you oxygen? Because I could never live without you.

2. Are you a soccer player? Because your a keeper.

3. Are you a song? Because I cant get you out of my head

4. Are you a dream? Because I don’t want to wake up.

5. Math is so confusing. It always talks about X and Y but never U and I.


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Easton Mckenzie • Feb 14, 2024 at 2:32 pm

are you black licorice because no one likes you


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  Natalie ward • Feb 20, 2024 at 4:08 pm
  
  hey we don’t do cyberbullying thank you
  
  
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  christian • Mar 18, 2024 at 4:15 pm
  
  
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Easton Mckenzie • Feb 14, 2024 at 2:28 pm

are you lil wayne


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Easton Mckenzie • Feb 14, 2024 at 2:28 pm

pretty are you because dyslexic you are


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Easton Mckenzie • Feb 14, 2024 at 2:25 pm

are you a scab because i always pick you


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Ilter • Feb 14, 2024 at 2:25 pm

If i would rate u 1/10, i would say a 3 because i want you 2 know that u are the 1 4 me(3+2+1+4=10/10.


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Riley schulze • Feb 14, 2024 at 2:23 pm

so slayyyyyy


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Easton Mckenzie • Feb 14, 2024 at 2:20 pm

are you a camera cause i always smile when i look at you


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Ryder • Feb 14, 2024 at 2:20 pm

Are you a campfire because your hot and I want to get near you.


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Vaughn • Feb 14, 2024 at 10:17 am

rizz


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Jadon Thompson • Feb 13, 2024 at 4:31 pm

If I could ask Santa for any gift I’d ask for you.


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Kaitlyn Schepe • Feb 13, 2024 at 12:06 pm

I would take u to the movies but they don’t allow snacks.


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Bradley Mayer • Feb 13, 2024 at 11:11 am

if you were a puzzle you would be the missing piece in my life


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  Joshua allred • Feb 13, 2024 at 12:06 pm
  
  you are smart
  
  
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  dylan • Feb 13, 2024 at 12:07 pm
  
  Are you a heart? Because I’d never stop beating for you
  
  I believe in following my dreams, so you lead the way.
  
  If being beautiful was a crime, you’d be on the most wanted list.
  
  Kissing is a love language. Want to start a conversation with me?
  
  Are you iron? Because I don’t get enough of you.
  
  
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Hudson Douvas • Feb 12, 2024 at 5:39 pm

new rizz line:

If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.

and : I’ll take one of everything, including your number.


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  Yuna Oh • Jan 8, 2025 at 5:34 pm
  
  what is that first one?!?!? LOL
  
  
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Laila Williams • Feb 12, 2024 at 10:36 am

I would not wait for a disney ride forever. Maybe Six Flags Magic Mountain, but not disney rides.


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