Shower Thoughts of The Month

Your first birthday is actually your second, only one sock goes missing because if both did you wouldn’t notice, and why aren’t iPhone chargers called apple juice?  All of these are just a few thoughts compared to what you will see in this article. Everyone has shower thoughts, as you walk into your shower not knowing what to even think about, you start coming up with random questions you can’t even answer yourself!

If you poke a cereal box, are you a cereal killer?

The purpose of a lock is to turn a door into a wall.

                                                                       If you freeze a hotdog, would it become a chili dog?

If you drop soap on the floor, would the 

floor be clean or would the soap be dirty?

                                               Maybe plants are really farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually expire and turn into mulch which they consume.

Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture

of you at 70 mph, but bank cameras can’t get 

a clear shot of a robber standing still. 

Even when a balloon is half-inflated, 

it is completely full.

Who taught the first teacher?

                                                              Technically, you’re levitating because atoms never touch. 

We could be in the background of people’s favorite photos. 

                                                           Millions of people are in sync with your breathing right now.

Honey is just bee throw-up.

In the end, shower thoughts are so fun to make up and every once and a while you are actually able to find the answer to them. Comment if you have any shower thoughts you want to share!!!

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