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Jokes of the Day; Spooky Edition


It’s that time of the year when the ghosts and ghouls come out. Even though it’s supposed to be a scary holiday it doesn’t hurt to have a few laughs and jokes after a terrifying time. 

  1. Why don’t skeletons like Halloween candy  

                                                                                                                            2. What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween? 




Mr. Molstre’s Class


3. How do you make a tissue dance? (Emily Clark 6th)

                                                                                                        4. Why did the ghost go to the bar? (Aiden Anderson 6th)





5. What did the ghost say when he was tricked? (Alex Soltysinski 6th)

                                                                                                                  6. Why did the skeleton run away? (Mr. Molstre 6th)








Mr. Fonseca’s Class

7. Why did the zombie eat the race car driver? (Peyton Perry 7th)

                                                                                               8. Why are jack-o-lanterns always afraid? (Samuel Requejo 7th)







9. What do witches put in their bagels? (David King 7th)

Mrs. Prato’s Class

                                                                           10. Why didn’t anyone go trick-or-treating with Dracula? (Mia Arambul 8th)






11. What did the ghost do when he was watching a bad movie? (Bennett Banuelos 7th)

                                                                                                                12. What did the bat say to the witch? (Jack Grant 8th)







Answer Key:

  1. They don’t have the stomach for it.
  2. A goblin.
  3. You put a little boo-gey into it
  4. To get boo-ze
  5. He got bamboozled
  6. Because the dog was after his bones
  7. Cuz he thought it was Fast food 
  8. They have no guts
  9. Scream Cheese
  10. Because he was such a pain in the neck
  11. Boooo
  12. Boo

Leave a comment on what your favorite joke was!!!

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    Mia DuffieldNov 2, 2023 at 4:22 pm

    The best one was probably number nine!!!

  • S

    so funnyOct 30, 2023 at 12:21 pm


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    AllieOct 27, 2023 at 4:15 pm

    my favorite joke was number 9

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    Daniel MajedOct 27, 2023 at 4:10 pm

    those are soo funny

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    Trinity SanchezOct 27, 2023 at 3:05 pm

    funny hahaha